03-01-05-爱丽丝镜中世界奇遇记 [8]
，’said the Queen．‘It's jam every other day．Today isn't any other day，you know．’
‘I don't understand that，’said Alice，very puzzled．
‘That's because we live backwards here，’explained the Queen kindly．‘It's always a little difficult at first．’
‘Live backwards！’Alice repeated，in great surprise．‘I never heard of anybody doing that．’
‘But there's one very useful thing about it，’the Queen went on，‘you can remember things both ways．’
‘I only remember things one way，’Alice said.‘I can't re-member things before they happen．’
‘That's not very useful，’said the Queen．‘I can remember things that happened the week after next．For example，the King's Messenger is in prison now，but he hasn't done any-thing wrong yet．His crime will come much later．’
‘But what happens if there is no crime，’asked Alice，‘and he doesn't do anything wrong at all？ That seems a strange way of-’
At that moment the Queen began to scream very loudly，and to shake her hand around in the air．‘Oh，oh！’she shout-ed．‘My finger's bleeding！Oh，oh，oh！’
Alice put her hands over her ears．‘What is the matter？’she said，in between the Queen's screams．‘Have you cut your finger？’
‘I haven't cut it yet，’the Queen said，‘but I soon shall-oh，oh，oh！’
‘When do you think you will do it？’Alice asked，trying not to laugh．
‘When I fasten my shawl again，’the Queen said unhappily，‘one of the pins will come out and-oh，oh！’As she said the words，one of her shawl pins came undone and she quickly took hold of it，trying to fasten it again．
‘Take care！’cried Alice．‘You're holding it wrong！’She tried to help the Queen，but it was too late-the pin had al-ready gone deep into the Queen's finger．
‘That explains the bleeding，you see，’the Queen said to Alice with a smile．‘Now you understand the way things hap-pen here．’
‘But why don't you scream now？’Alice asked，holding her hands ready to put over her ears again．
‘I've done all the screaming already，’said the Queen．‘Why do it all again？’
‘It's very difficult to believe，’Alice said，‘that life can happen backwards．’
‘Try to believe something a bit easier，’said the Queen helpfully．‘For example，I'm a hundred and one years old．’
‘I can't believe that！’said Alice．
‘Can't you？’the Queen said，shaking her head sadly．‘Try again．Put your hands together and shut your eyes．’
Alice laughed．‘There's no use trying，’she said．‘Nobody can believe impossible things．’
‘Perhaps you don't work hard enough at it，’said the Queen．‘When I was a child，I worked at it for an hour a day．Why，sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast．There goes my shawl again！’
The pins had come undone again as she spoke，and a sudden wind blew her shawl across a little brook．The Queen went flying after it，and managed to catch it．‘I've got it！’she called happily．‘Now you will see me pin it on again，all by myself．’
‘Then I hope your finger is better now？’Alice said very po-litely，as she crossed the brook after the Queen．
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‘Oh，much better！’cried the Queen，her voice getting higher and higher as she went on．‘Much be-etter！Be-e-e-ter！ Be-e-eh！’The last word sounded very like the sound that a sheep makes，and Alice looked at the Queen in surprise．
And indeed，the Queen was now covered in a thick woolly coat，and…Alice closed her eyes，then opened them again．She couldn't understand what had happened at all．The wood had disappeared，and she was in a little dark shop-and it re-ally was a sheep in front of her，wearing large glasses and sit-ting calmly on a chair，knitting．
‘What do you want to buy？’the Sheep said at last，lookingup for a moment from her knitting.
‘I'm not sure at the moment， ’Alice said gently．‘May Ilook round first？’
She began to walk round the shop， looking at everything．But every time she looked hard at something，it seemed tomove and then appear again a moment later in a differentplace．So it was difficult to see clearly what was there． Shewent on walking， and soon realized that the shop was muchbigger than she had thought．
‘What a strange shop！’Alice said
‘I don't understand that，’said Alice，very puzzled．
‘That's because we live backwards here，’explained the Queen kindly．‘It's always a little difficult at first．’
‘Live backwards！’Alice repeated，in great surprise．‘I never heard of anybody doing that．’
‘But there's one very useful thing about it，’the Queen went on，‘you can remember things both ways．’
‘I only remember things one way，’Alice said.‘I can't re-member things before they happen．’
‘That's not very useful，’said the Queen．‘I can remember things that happened the week after next．For example，the King's Messenger is in prison now，but he hasn't done any-thing wrong yet．His crime will come much later．’
‘But what happens if there is no crime，’asked Alice，‘and he doesn't do anything wrong at all？ That seems a strange way of-’
At that moment the Queen began to scream very loudly，and to shake her hand around in the air．‘Oh，oh！’she shout-ed．‘My finger's bleeding！Oh，oh，oh！’
Alice put her hands over her ears．‘What is the matter？’she said，in between the Queen's screams．‘Have you cut your finger？’
‘I haven't cut it yet，’the Queen said，‘but I soon shall-oh，oh，oh！’
‘When do you think you will do it？’Alice asked，trying not to laugh．
‘When I fasten my shawl again，’the Queen said unhappily，‘one of the pins will come out and-oh，oh！’As she said the words，one of her shawl pins came undone and she quickly took hold of it，trying to fasten it again．
‘Take care！’cried Alice．‘You're holding it wrong！’She tried to help the Queen，but it was too late-the pin had al-ready gone deep into the Queen's finger．
‘That explains the bleeding，you see，’the Queen said to Alice with a smile．‘Now you understand the way things hap-pen here．’
‘But why don't you scream now？’Alice asked，holding her hands ready to put over her ears again．
‘I've done all the screaming already，’said the Queen．‘Why do it all again？’
‘It's very difficult to believe，’Alice said，‘that life can happen backwards．’
‘Try to believe something a bit easier，’said the Queen helpfully．‘For example，I'm a hundred and one years old．’
‘I can't believe that！’said Alice．
‘Can't you？’the Queen said，shaking her head sadly．‘Try again．Put your hands together and shut your eyes．’
Alice laughed．‘There's no use trying，’she said．‘Nobody can believe impossible things．’
‘Perhaps you don't work hard enough at it，’said the Queen．‘When I was a child，I worked at it for an hour a day．Why，sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast．There goes my shawl again！’
The pins had come undone again as she spoke，and a sudden wind blew her shawl across a little brook．The Queen went flying after it，and managed to catch it．‘I've got it！’she called happily．‘Now you will see me pin it on again，all by myself．’
‘Then I hope your finger is better now？’Alice said very po-litely，as she crossed the brook after the Queen．
* * * * *
* * * *
* * * * *
‘Oh，much better！’cried the Queen，her voice getting higher and higher as she went on．‘Much be-etter！Be-e-e-ter！ Be-e-eh！’The last word sounded very like the sound that a sheep makes，and Alice looked at the Queen in surprise．
And indeed，the Queen was now covered in a thick woolly coat，and…Alice closed her eyes，then opened them again．She couldn't understand what had happened at all．The wood had disappeared，and she was in a little dark shop-and it re-ally was a sheep in front of her，wearing large glasses and sit-ting calmly on a chair，knitting．
‘What do you want to buy？’the Sheep said at last，lookingup for a moment from her knitting.
‘I'm not sure at the moment， ’Alice said gently．‘May Ilook round first？’
She began to walk round the shop， looking at everything．But every time she looked hard at something，it seemed tomove and then appear again a moment later in a differentplace．So it was difficult to see clearly what was there． Shewent on walking， and soon realized that the shop was muchbigger than she had thought．
‘What a strange shop！’Alice said