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The Studs Lonigan Trilogy - James T. Farrell [42]

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’Brien or Kid McCoy could have spotted the big elephant all his blubber and laid him low in a round. Now, McCoy was the trickiest fighter that ever lived. He had a brain and a corkscrew punch that made the big boys see stars once it landed. Once he was fighting some big bloke, and he suddenly pointed down and told the big ham his shoe laces were untied. The ham looked down, and the old corkscrew snapped across, and the big bum was rolling in the resin; and another time, McCoy pointed to the gallery, and the big dummy he was fighting looked up, and the old corkscrew right went over and the dummy started trilling to the daisies. And the baseball games in the old days of Spike Shannon, Mike Donlin, Fred Tenney, Jimmy Collins, Cy Young, Pat Dougherty, Fielder Jones of the Hitless Wonders, and even earlier when he was a kid, and they had the Baltimore Orioles, and he used to see Kid Gleason pitch, and there was Hit-Em-Where-They-Ain’t Willie Keeler, Eh Yah Hughie Jennings, Muggsy McGraw, old Robby, Pop Anson, Brothers and the Delehantys. Hell, even Ty Cobb wasn’t as good as Willie Keeler.

“And you know who was the greatest of them all?” asked Old Man O’Brien.

“Who?” asked Studs.

Studs usually didn’t give a damn about baseball. Danny O’Neill was the one who knew all about it. But when Old Man O’Brien talked of baseball, it was as exciting as going to see a movie serial, like that one a long time ago, The Adventures of Kathleen. And the ball players he named were like heroes, as great as generals.

“Well, old Rube Waddell. Rube was a guy. He was a left-hander, and all left-handers are cracked.”

Old Man O’Brien paused. Then he said:

“Studs, you ain’t left-handed, are you?”

“No, sir!”

“Don’t call me sir... Well, my kid there ain’t either…but he ought to be.”

“YEAH!” kidded Johnny.

He told them all the familiar Rube Waddell stories. Then he said that poor Rube ruined his health, and practically killed himself because he was left-handed. It was Rube’s left-handedness that made him always want to run after a fire like a kid. Well, Rube was always leaving Connie Mack and joining up with some hick fire department, and Connie’d have to send his scouts out to find the southpaw. Once Rube got himself in with the hook and ladder crew in St. Louis or somewhere, and went to a fire. When Rube was in fighting the fire, a floor caved in on him and he got lost with some others under the wreckage, and they turned the hose on him. It was funny, but that was what put the kibosh on poor Rube’s lungs. Studs sat listening, enchanted, imagining himself a great guy like Rube Waddell.

Old Man O’Brien talked on:

“But I ain’t so much interested in sports as I used to be. Baseball’s the only clean game we got left. The Jews killed all the other games. The kikes dirty up everything. I say the kikes ain’t square. There never was a white Jew, or a Jew that wasn’t yellow. And there’ll never be one. Why, they even killed their own God... And now I’ll be damned if they ain’t comin’ in spoiling our neighborhood. It used to be a good Irish neighborhood, but pretty soon a man will be afraid to wear a shamrock on St. Patrick’s day, because there are so many noodle-soup drinkers around. We got them on our block. I even got one next door to me. I’d never have bought my property’ if I knew I’d have to live next door to that Jew, Glass’s his name. But I don’t speak to him anyway. And he’s tryin’ to make a gentleman of that four-eyed kid of his ... as if a Jew could be a gentleman.”

Johnny and Studs laughed, and told him that the Glass kid was nothing but a sissy. They had nothing to do with him. “Well, don’t... unless it’s maybe to paste him one.” A pause.

“And say, Studs, you got ‘em over your way, too. What does your old man think of ‘em?”

“Well, he’s always talking of selling. My father thinks they are ruining the neighborhood.”

“They are... only, say... listen . can that my father stuff. Both of you kids know damn well that when you’re alone you say... my old man... come on, act natural

Studs told himself that Johnny’s old man was like a regular pal to a kid.

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