The Acceptance World - Anthony Powell [37]
‘I should not be at all surprised,’ said Quiggin, speaking with elaborately satirical emphasis.
He stood with his heels on the fender, his hands in his pockets—rather in the position Le Bas used to adopt when giving a lecture on wiping your boots before coming into the house—very well pleased with the course things were taking.
‘I think you are horrid,’ said Mona.
She made a face at him; in itself a sign of a certain renewed interest.
‘I don’t think you ought to believe in such things,’ said Quiggin, nasally.
‘But I do:
She smiled encouragingly. She had probably begun to feel that occult phenomena, at least by its absence, was proving itself a bore; and that perhaps she might find more fun in returning to her original project of exploring Quiggin’s own possibilities. However, this exchange between them was immediately followed by sudden development among the group resting their fingers on the board. Jean and Mona had been trying their luck with Stripling as third partner. Jean now rose from the table, and, dropping one of those glances at once affectionate and enquiring that raised such a storm within me, she said: ‘You have a go.’
I took the chair and placed my fingers lightly where hers had been. Previously, when I had formed a trio with Mrs. Erdleigh and Mona—who had insisted on being party to every session—nothing of note had happened. Now, almost at once, Planchette began to move in a slow, regular motion.
At first, from the ‘feel’ of the movement, I thought Stripling must be manipulating the board deliberately. A glassy look had come into his eye and his loose, rather brutal mouth sagged open. Then the regular, up-and-down rhythm came abruptly to an end. The pencil, as if impatient of all of us, shot off the paper on to the polished wood of the table. A sentence had been written. It was inverted from where Stripling was sitting. In fact the only person who could reasonably be accused of having written the words was myself. The script was long and sloping, Victorian in character. Mrs. Erdleigh took a step forward and read it aloud:
‘Karl is not pleased.’
There was great excitement at this. Everyone crowded round our chairs.
‘You must ask who “Karl” is,’ said Mrs. Erdleigh, smiling.
She was the only one who remained quite unmoved by this sudden manifestation. Such things no longer surprised her. Quiggin, on the other hand, moved quickly round to my side of the table. He seemed divided between a wish to accuse me of having written these words as a hoax, and at the same time an unwillingness to make the admission, obviously necessary in the circumstances, that any such deception must have required quite exceptional manipulative agility. In the end he said nothing, but stood there frowning hard at me.
‘Is it Karl speaking?’ asked Stripling, in a respectful, indeed reverential voice.
We replaced our hands on the board.
‘Who else,’ wrote Planchette.
‘Shall we continue?’
‘Antwortet er immer.’
‘Is that German?’ said Stripling.
‘What does it mean, Pete?’ Mona called out shrilly.
Templer looked a little surprised at this.
‘Isn’t it: “He always answers”?’ he said. ‘My German is strictly commercial—not intended for communication with the Next World.’
‘Have you a message? Please write in English if you do not mind.’
Stripling’s voice again trembled a little when he said this.
‘Nothing to the Left.’
This was decidedly enigmatic.
‘Does he mean we should move the coffee tray?’ Mona almost shouted, now thoroughly excited. ‘He doesn’t say whose left. Perhaps we should clear the whole table.’
Quiggin took a step nearer.
‘Which of you is faking this?’ he said roughly. ‘I believe it is you, Nick.’
He was grinning hard, but I could see that he was extremely irritated. I pointed out that I could not claim to write neat Victorian calligraphy sideways, and also upside-down, at considerable speed: especially when unable to see the paper written upon.
‘You must know “Nothing to the Left” is a quotation,’ Quiggin insisted.
‘Who said it?’
‘You got a degree in history, didn’t you?’
‘I must have missed out that bit.