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The events of that day were not yet ended. As soon as the black had gone, limping and dishevelled, and the goat, sated and peaceably disposed to retrospection, had been recaptured and secured, William drove back to the British Consulate with his bag of minerals. "The party's over," said Bannister. "We all want a rest." "I've brought some luggage for you to keep an eye on." He explained the circumstances. "If you knew the amount of work you were causing," said Bannister, "you wouldn't do this. From tomorrow onwards for the next six years I shall get a daily pile of bumf from the Ministry of Mines and in the end the Mixed Court will decide against you � God damn all capitulations. What's in the sack anyway?" He opened it and examined the stones. "Yes," he said, "just what I expected � gold ore. The mountains in the West are stiff with it. We knew it was bound to cause international trouble sooner or later. There have been two companies after a mineral concession � German and Russian. So far as the Jacksons have any political principles it has been to make the country unprofitable for foreign investment. The President kept his end up pretty well � played one company off against the other for months. Then the Smiles trouble started. We are pretty certain that the Germans were behind it. The Russians have been harder to follow � we only learned a day or two ago that they had bought Benito and the Young Ishmaelite party. It's between Smiles and Benito now, and it looks to me as if Benito had won hands down. I'm sorry � the Jacksons were a pack of rogues, but they suited the country and they suited H.M.G. We stand to lose quite a lot if they start a Soviet state here�Now you've stopped being a journalist I can tell you these things." "As a matter of fact I've just become a journalist again. D'you mind if I cable this to the Beast?" "Well, don't let on that you got it from me�As a matter of fact, a newspaper campaign at the moment might just do the trick." "There's another thing. Can you help me get a girl friend out of jug?" "Certainly not," said Bannister. "I'm a keen supporter of the local prison system; it's the one thing that keeps the British Protected Persons off my doorstep. Its only weakness is you can buy yourself out when you want to for a fiver."