Main Street (Barnes & Noble Classics Ser - Sinclair Lewis [115]
She was jarred out of her ecstasy as the bob-sled bumped up the steep road to the bluff where stood the cottages.
They dismounted at Jack Elder’s shack. The interior walls of unpainted boards, which had been grateful in August, were forbidding in the chill. In fur coats and mufflers tied over caps they were a strange company, bears and walruses talking. Jack Elder lighted the shavings waiting in the belly of a cast-iron stove which was like an enlarged bean-pot. They piled their wraps high on a rocker, and cheered the rocker as it solemnly tipped over backward.
Mrs. Elder and Mrs. Sam Clark made coffee in an enormous blackened tin pot; Vida Sherwin and Mrs. McGanum unpacked doughnuts and gingerbread; Mrs. Dave Dyer warmed up “hot dogs”—frankfurters in rolls; Dr. Terry Gould, after announcing, “Ladies and gents, prepare to be shocked; shock line forms on the right,” produced a bottle of bourbon whisky.
The others danced, muttering “Ouch!” as their frosted feet struck the pine planks. Carol had lost her dream. Harry Haydock lifted her by the waist and swung her. She laughed. The gravity of the people who stood apart and talked made her the more impatient for frolic.
Kennicott, Sam Clark, Jackson Elder, young Dr. McGanum, and James Madison Howland, teetering on their toes near the stove, conversed with the sedate pomposity of the commercialist. In details the men were unlike, yet they said the same things in the same hearty monotonous voices. You had to look at them to see which was speaking.
“Well, we made pretty good time coming up,” from one—any one.
“Yump, we hit it up after we struck the good going on the lake.”
“Seems kind of slow though, after driving an auto.”
“Yump, it does, at that. Say, how’d you make out with that Sphinx tire you got?”
“Seems to hold out fine. Still, I don’t know’s I like it any better than the Roadeater Cord.”
“Yump, nothing better than a Roadeater. Especially the cord. The cord’s lots better than the fabric.”
“Yump, you said something—Roadeater’s a good tire.”
“Say, how’d you come out with Pete Garsheim on his payments?”
“He’s paying up pretty good. That’s a nice piece of land he’s got.”
“Yump, that’s a dandy farm.”
“Yump, Pete’s got a good place there.”
They glided from these serious topics into the jocose insults which are the wit of Main Street. Sam Clark was particularly apt at them. “What’s this wild-eyed sale of summer caps you think you’re trying to pull off?” he clamored at Harry Haydock. “Did you steal ‘em, or are you just overcharging us, as usual? ... Oh say, speaking about caps, d’I ever tell you the good one I’ve got on Will? The doc thinks he’s a pretty good driver, fact, he thinks he’s almost got human intelligence, but one time he had his machine out in the rain, and the poor fish, he hadn’t put on chains, and thinks I—”
Carol had heard the story rather often. She fled back to the dancers, and at Dave Dyer’s masterstroke of dropping an icicle down Mrs. McGanum’s back she applauded hysterically.
They sat on the floor, devouring the food. The men giggled amiably as they passed the whisky bottle, and laughed, “There’s a real sport!” when Juanita Haydock took a sip. Carol tried to follow; she believed that she desired to be drunk and riotous; but the whisky choked her and as she saw Kennicott frown she handed the bottle on repentantly. Somewhat too late she remembered that she had given up domesticity and repentance.
“Let’s play charades!” said Raymie Wutherspoon.
“Oh yes, do let us,” said Ella Stowbody.
“That’s the caper,” sanctioned Harry Haydock.
They interpreted the word “making” as May and King. The crown was a red flannel mitten cocked on Sam Clark’s broad pink bald head. They forgot they were respectable. They made-believe. Carol was stimulated to cry:
“Let’s form a dramatic club and give a play! Shall we? It’s been so much fun tonight!”
They looked affable.
“Sure,” observed Sam Clark loyally.
“Oh, do let us! I think it would be lovely to present ‘Romeo and Juliet’!” yearned Ella Stowbody.
“Be a whale of a lot of fun,” Dr. Terry Gould granted.
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