Hearing Secret Harmonies - Anthony Powell [65]
‘If Ernie Dunch is afraid of The Fingers, he ought to take more trouble about seeing they’re preserved in decent surroundings.’
Mr Gauntlett laughed again. He did not comment on the conservational aspect. Instead, he returned to young Mr Dunch’s health.
‘Ernie’s not himself today. He’s staying indoors. Going to do his accounts, he says.’
‘Accounts make a bad day for all of us. You’ve just been seeing him, Mr Gauntlett, have you?’
I could not make out what Mr Gauntlett was driving at.
‘Looked in on the farm, as I said I would, on the way up. I thought Ernie ought to come to the meeting, seeing we were going through his own fields, but he wouldn’t stir.’
‘Just wanted to tot up his accounts?’
‘Said he wasn’t going out today.’
‘Has he got flu?’
‘Ernie’s poorly. That’s plain. Never seen a young fellow in such a taking.’
Mr Gauntlett found Ernie Dunch’s reason for not turning up excessively funny, then, pulling himself together, resumed his more usual style of ironical gravity.
‘Seems Ernie went out after dark last night to shoot rabbits from the Land Rover.’
Rabbit-shooting from a Land Rover at night was a recognized sport. The car was driven slowly over the grass, headlights full on, the rabbits, mesmerized by the glare of the lamps, scuttling across the broad shaft of light. The driver would then pull up, take his gun, and pick them off in this field of fire.
‘Did he have an accident? Tractors are always turning over, but I’d have thought a Land Rover ought to be all right for any reasonable sort of field.’
‘No, not an accident, Mr Jenkins. I’ll tell you what Ernie said, just as he said it. He passed through several o’ these fields, till he got just about, I’d judge, where we are now, or a bit further. He was coming up to the start o’ the meadow where The Fingers lie, so Ernie said, in sight o’ the elder copse – and what do you think Ernie saw there, Mr Jenkins?’
‘The Devil himself.’
‘Not far short o’ that, according to Ernie.’
Again Mr Gauntlett found difficulty in keeping back his laughter.
‘What happened?’
‘Ernie hadn’t had no luck with the rabbits so far. There didn’t seem none o’ them about. Then, as soon as he drove into the big meadow, he noticed a nasty light round The Fingers. It seemed to come in flashes like summer lightning.’
‘Nasty?’
‘That’s what Ernie called it.’
‘Probably was summer lightning. We’ve had quite a bit of that. Or his own headlights reflected on something.’
‘He said he was sure it wasn’t the car’s lamps, or the moonlight. Unearthly, he said. It didn’t seem a natural light.’
‘When did he see the Devil?’
‘Four o’ them there were.’
‘Four devils? What form did they take?’
‘Dancing in and out o’ the elder trees, and between the Stones, it looked like, turning shoulder to shoulder t’ords each other, taking hold o’arms, shaking their heads from side to side.’
‘How did he know they were devils?’
‘They had horns.’
‘He probably saw some horned sheep. There are a flock of them round about here.’
‘It was horns like deer. High ones.’
‘How were they dressed?’
‘They weren’t dressed, ‘cording to Ernie.’
‘They were naked?’
‘Ernie swears they were naked as the day they were born – if they were human, and were born.’
‘Men or women?’
‘Ernie couldn’t properly see.’
‘Can’t he tell?’
Mr Gauntlett gave up any attempt to restrain the heartiness of his laughter. When that stopped he agreed that Ernie Dunch’s sophistication might well fall short of being able to distinguish between the sexes.
‘Appearing and disappearing they were, Ernie said, and there might ha’ been more than four, though he didn’t stop long to look. He figured there might ha’ been two male, and two female, at least, but sometimes it seemed more, sometimes less, one of