From Here to Eternity_ The Restored Edit - Jones, James [16]
“We aint that lucky,” Leva said.
“He’s more trouble to me than Preem. Preem’s only a drunk.”
“Maybe we can work now,” Leva said.
“No. You got to straighten this place up,” Warden said, relaxing, grinning. “Come on, get to work, you bum. Sometime today. It’s too messy for the Old Man, may make him puke. They didnt do it this way at West-Point-on-the-Hudson.”
“Kiss where I cant reach,” Leva said.
They had not been working very long when a car drove up in the company street outside.
“What the hell?” Warden said. “Since when is this place the goddam Royal Hawaiian?”
“Who is it now?” Leva said disgustedly.
Warden watched the tall lean blonde woman get out of the car. A nine-year-old boy clambered out after her and began to hang on the kneehigh guardrails along the walk. The woman moved on up the walk, the faces of her breasts always falling slightly, under the purple sweater. Warden looked at them closely and decided she was not wearing a brassiere, they moved too much and were too pointed.
“Who is it?” Leva said.
“Holmes’s wife,” he said contemptuously.
Leva straightened his back and lit another cigaret. “Goddam her,” he said. “Her and them sweaters. She’ll come in here if there aint nobody in the Orderly Room. And every time she comes in here it costs me three bucks with Mrs Kipfer at the New Congress and a buck roundtrip taxifare to town. Big Sue’s girls aint good enough to take that picture off my mind.”
“She’s a good lookin woman,” Warden admitted grudgingly. He watched the tight skirt under which, over her hip, passed a thin bulge that was the hem of her panties, fading out of sight. Framing the volute power of her life that no woman ever will acknowledge, he thought. Warden had a theory about women: For years he had been asking them to sleep with him, the ones that interested him. “Will you go to bed with me?” and they were always shocked, even the rummy barflies. Of course, they always did, but that was only later, after he had fulfilled the proper requirements of approach. No woman ever said, “Why, yes, I’d like to go to bed with you.” They couldn’t do it. It wasnt in them to be that honest. God damn their souls.
“Sure,” Leva said. “She is good lookin. And she knows what its for. If that dame had as many sticking out of her as she’s had sticking in her, she wouldnt be a woman; she’d be a porcupine.”
“Is that right?” Warden said. “And I suppose you’ve made her.”
“Hell, no, not me. I aint got enough stripes. But I’ve seen her in here talkin to O’Hayer. Just last week he drove her over to Wahiawa in that Chrysler, to shop,” he mimicked.
“Looks like I’ll have to buy a car myself,” Warden said. But secretly he did not believe it. It always went by some other name with women. They never called it by the right, the only proper name, unless they were professional whores. They couldn’t face the fact men loved their body and its uses. It was too crude, too physical, and too simple. The soppy dampness of love and the sharp musk smell of love sweat must never reach them. Cinderella wore glass slippers, Prince Charming had a fig leaf, and no body hair. That was their Ideal.
“Now dont tell me she’s never made a pass at you,” Leva said.
“Hell, no,” he said. “I’d of given her this.”
“Well you’re the only one,” Leva said. “If I had that rating you been promisin me I could get some of it myself. But you got to be at least a corporal to make time with that one, she dont take to us privates,” he said bitterly. He held up five fingers and ticked off the names he mentioned. “O’Hayer, a sergeant. Sgt Henderson, from Dynamite’s old outfit at Bliss, who now takes care of Holmes’s horses up at the Pack Train and goes riding with her three times a week. Cpl Kling, who is Holmes’s dogrobber. She’s laid them all. Everybody in the Compny knows it. She must have some kind of a perverse yen for all her husband’s noncoms because he cant take care of her.”
“What’ve you been doin? Studyin psychology?”
They listened for a moment to her knocking on the Orderly Room door and whe