All the King's Men - Robert Penn Warren [53]
He appeared at the bathroom door, braced against the doorjamb, staring at me with a face of sad reproach bedewed with the glitter of cold water.
“You needn’t look at me like that,” I said, “the likker was all right.”
“I puked,” he said wistfully.
“Well, you didn’t invent it. Besides, now you’ll be able to eat a great big, hot, juicy, high-powered slab of barbecued hog meat.”
He didn’t seem to think that that was very funny. And neither did I. But he didn’t seem to think it was especially unfunny, either. He just hung on the doorjamb looking at me like a deaf and dumb stranger. The he retired again into the bathroom.
“I’ll order you a pot of coffee,” I yelled in to him. “It’ll fix you up.”
But it didn’t. He took it, but it didn’t even take time to make itself at home.
Then he lay down for a while. I put a cold towel on his forehead and he closed his eyes. He laid his hands on his breast, and the freckles on his face looked like rust spots on polished alabaster.
About eleven-fifteen the desk called up to say that a car and two gentlemen were waiting to drive Mr. Stark to the fairgrounds. I put my hand over the receiver, and looked over at Willie. His eyes had come open and were fixed on the ceiling.
“What the hell do you want to go to that barbecue for?” I said. “I’m going to tell ’em to hist tail.”
“I’m going to the barbecue,” he announced from the spirit world, his eyes still fixed on the ceiling.
So I went down to the lobby to stall off two of the local semileading citizens who’d even agreed to ride in the gubernatorial hearse to get their names in the paper. I stalled them. I said Mr. Stark was slightly indisposed, and I would drive him out in about an hour.
At twelve o’clock I tried the coffee treatment again. It didn’t work. Or rather, it worked wrong. Duffy called up from out of the fairgrounds and wanted to know what the hell. I told him he’d better go on and distribute the loaves and fishes and pray God for Willie to arrive by two o’clock.
“What’s the matter?” demanded Duffy.
“Boy,” I said, “the longer you don’t know the happier you’ll be,” and hung up the phone.
Along toward one, after Willie had made another effort to recuperate with coffee and had failed, I said, “Look here, Willie, what you going out there for? Why don’t you stay here? Send word you are sick and spare yourself some grief. Then, later on, if–”
“No,” he said, and pushed himself up to a sitting position on the side of the bed. His face had a high a pure and transparent look like a martyr’s face just before he steps into the flame.
“Well,” I said, without enthusiasm, “if you are hell-bent, you got one more chance.”
“More coffee? he asked.
“No,” I said, and unstrapped my suitcase and got out the second bottle. I poured some in a tumbler and took it to him. “According to the old folks,” I said, the best way is to put two shots of absinthe on a little cracked ice and float on a shot of rye. But we can’t be fancy. Not with Prohibition.”
He got it down. There was a harrowing moment, then I drew a sight of relief. In ten minutes I repeated the dose. Then I told him to get undressed while I ran a tub of cold water. While he was in the tub I called down for the desk to get us a car. Then I went to Willie’s room to get some clean clothes and his other suit.
He managed to get dressed, taking time out now and then for me to give a treatment.
He got dressed and then sat on the edge of the bed wearing a big label marked, Handle with Care–This End Up–Fragile. But I got him down to the car.
Then I had to go back up and get a copy of his speech, which he’d left in his top bureau drawer. He might need it, he said after I got back. He might not be able to remember very well, and might have to read it.
“All about Peter Rabbit and Wallie Woodchuck,” I said, but he wasn’t attending.
He lay back and closed his eyes while the tumbril bumped over the gravel toward the fairgrounds.
I looked up the road and saw the flivvers and wagons and buggies ranked on the outskirts of a grove, and the fair buildings, and an American Flag draped around a staff against the blue sky. Then, Duffy was soothing the digestion of the multitude.