All the King's Men - Robert Penn Warren [145]
“You are completely irrelevant,” he said.
“So I am irrelevant,” I said, and got out of the chair. “That’s what you always used to say when I got in a corner in an argument a thousand years ago when we were boys and argued all night. Could a first-class boxer whip a first-class wrestler? Could a lion whip a tiger? Is Keats better than Shelley? The good, the true, and the beautiful. Is there A God? We argued all night and I always won, but you–you bastard–” and I slapped him on the shoulder–“you always said I was irrelevant. But little Jackie is never irrelevant. Nor is he immaterial, and–” I looked around, scooped up my hat and coat–“I am going to leave you with that thought and–”
“A hell of a thought it is,” he said, but he was grinning now, he was my pal now, he was the Friend of My Youth.
But I ignored him anyway, saying–“You can’t say I don’t put the cards on the table, me and the Boss, but I’m hauling out, for I catch the midnight to Memphis, where I am going to interview a medium.”
“A medium?” he echoed.
“An accomplished medium maned Miss Littlepaugh, and she is going to give me word from the Other Shore that the Boss’s hospital is going to have a dark, handsome, famous, son-of-a-bitch of a director named Stanton.” And with that I slammed his door and was running and stumbling down the dark stairs, for it was the kind of apartment house where the bulb burns out and nobody ever puts a new one in and there is always a kiddie car left on a landing and the carpet is worn to ribbons and the air smells dankly of dogs, diapers, cabbage, old women, burnt grease, and the eternal fate of man.
I stood in the dark street and looked back at the building. The shade of a window was up and I looked in where a heavy, bald man in shirt sleeves sat at a table in what is called a “dinette” and slumped above a plate like a sack propped in a chair, while a child stood at his elbow, plucking at him, and a woman in a slack colorless dress and hair stringing down brought a steaming saucepan from the stove, for Poppa had come home late as usual with his bunion hurting, and the rent was past due and Johnnie needed shoes and Susie’s report card wasn’t any good and Susie stood at his elbow, plucking at him feebly, and staring at him with her imbecilic eyes and breathing through her adenoids, and the Maxfield Parrish picture was askew on the wall with its blues all having the savage tint of copper sulphate in the glaring light from the unshaded bulb hanging from the ceiling. And somewhere else in the building a dog barked, somewhere else a baby was crying in automatic gasps. And that was Life and Adam Stanton lived in the middle of it, as close as he could get to it; he snuggled up to Life, breathing the cabbage smell, stumbling on the kiddie car, bowing to the young just-married, gum-chewing, hand-holding couple in the hall, hearing through the thin partition the sounds made by the old woman who would be dead (it was cancer he had told me) before summer, pacing the frayed green carpet among the books and broken-down chairs. He snuggled up to Life, to keep warm perhaps, for he didn’t have any life of his own–just the office, the knife, the monastic room. Or perhaps he didn’t snuggle to keep warm. Perhaps he leaned over Life with his hand on the pulse, watching from the deep-set, abstract, blue clinical eyes, slightly shadowed, leaning ready to pop in the pill, pour the potion, apply the knife. Perhaps he had to be close in order to keep a reason for the things he did. To make the things he did be themselves Life. And not merely a delightful exercise of technical skill which man had been able to achieve because he, of all the animals, had a fine thumb.
Which is nonsense, for whatever you live is Life. That is something to remember when you meet the old classmate who says, “Well, now on our last expedition up the Congo–” or the one who says, “Gee, I got the sweetest little wife and three of the swellest kids ever–” You must remember it when you sit in hotel lobbies or lean over bars to talk to the bartender or stand in a dark street at night, in early March, and stare into a lighted window. And remember little Susie in there has adenoids and the bread is probably burned, and turn up the street, for the time has come to hand me down that walking cane, for I got to catch that midnight train, for all my sin is taken away. For whatever you live is Life.