A Clockwork Orange - Burgess, Anthony [33]
“Sir, I have done my best, have I not?” I always used my very polite gentleman’s goloss govoreeting with those at the top. “I’ve tried, sir, haven’t I?”
“I think,” said the charlie, “that on the whole you have, 6655321. You’ve been very helpful and, I consider, shown a genuine desire to reform. You will, if you continue in this manner, earn your remission with no trouble at all.”
“But sir,” I said, “how about this new thing they’re talking about? How about this new like treatment that gets you out of prison in no time at all and makes sure that you never get back in again?”
“Oh,” he said, very like wary. “Where did you hear this? Who’s been telling you these things?”
“These things get around, sir,” I said. “Two warders talk, as it might be, and somebody can’t help hearing what they say. And then somebody picks up a scrap of newspaper in the workshops and the newspaper says all about it. How about you putting me in for this thing, sir, if I may make so bold as to make the suggestion?”
You could viddy him thinking about that while he puffed away at his cancer, wondering how much to say to me about what he knew about this veshch I’d mentioned. Then he said: “I take it you’re referring to Ludovico’s Technique.” He was still very wary.
“I don’t know what it’s called, sir,” I said. “All I know is that it gets you out quickly and makes sure that you don’t get in again.”
“That is so,” he said, his eyebrows like all beetling while he looked down at me. “That is quite so, 6655321. Of course, it’s only in the experimental stage at the moment. It’s very simple but very drastic.”
“But it’s being used here, isn’t it, sir?” I said. “Those new like white buildings by the South wall, sir. We’ve watched those being built, sir, when we’ve been doing our exercise.”
“It’s not been used yet,” he said, “not in this prison, 6655321. Himself has grave doubts about it. I must confess I share those doubts. The question is whether such a technique can really make a man good. Goodness comes from within, 6655321. Goodness is something chosen. When a man cannot choose he ceases to be a man.” He would have gone on with a lot more of this cal, but we could slooshy the next lot of plennies marching clank clank down the iron stairs to come for their bit of Religion. He said: “We’ll have a little chat about this some other time. Now you’d better start the voluntary.” So I went over to the starry stereo and put on J. S. Bach’s ‘Wachet Auf’ Choral Prelude and in these grahzny vonny bastard criminals and perverts came shambling like a lot of broke-down apes, the warders or chassos like barking at them and lashing them. And soon the prison charlie was asking them: “What’s it going to be then, eh?” And that’s where you came in.
We had four of these lomticks of like Prison Religion that morning, but the charles said no more to me about this Lu-dovico’s Technique, whatever it was, O my brothers. When I’d finished my rabbit with the stereo he just govoreeted a few slovos of thanks and then I was privodeeted back to the cell on Tier 6 which was my very vonny and crammed home. The chasso was not really too bad of a veck and he did not tol-chock or kick me in when he’d opened up, he just said: “Here we are, sonny, back to the old waterhole.” And there I was with my new type droogs, all very criminal but, Bog be praised, not