A Clockwork Orange - Burgess, Anthony [21]
“Now and again,” said Georgie, “I get around all on my oddy knocky. Like last Sabbath for instance. I can live my own jeezny, droogy, right?”
I didn’t care for any of this, my brothers. “And what will you do,” I said, “with the big big big deng or money as you so highfaluting call it? Have you not every veshch you need? If you need an auto you pluck it from the trees. If you need pretty polly you take it. Yes? Why this sudden shilarny for being the big bloated capitalist?”
“Ah,” said Georgie, “you think and govoreet sometimes like a little child.” Dim went huh huh huh at that. “Tonight,” said Georgie, “we pull a mansize crast.” So my dream had told truth, then. Georgie the general saying what we should do and what not do, Dim with the whip as mindless grinning bulldog. But I played with care, with great care, the greatest, saying, smiling: “Good. Real horrorshow. Initiative comes to them as wait. I have taught you much, little droogie. Now tell me what you have in mind, Georgie-boy.”
“Oh,” said Georgie, cunning and crafty in his grin, “the old moloko-plus first, would you not say? Something to sharpen us up, boy, but you especially, we having the start on you.”
“You have govoreeted my thoughts for me,” I smiled away. “I was about to suggest the dear old Korova. Good good good. Lead, little Georgie.” And I made with a like deep bow, smiling like bezoomny but thinking all the time. But when we got into the street I viddied that thinking is for the gloopy ones and that the oomny ones use like inspiration and what Bog sends. For now it was lovely music that came to my aid. There was an auto ittying by and it had its radio on, and I could just slooshy a bar or so of Ludwig van (it was the Violin Concerto, last movement), and I viddied right at once what to do. I said, in like a thick deep goloss: “Right, Georgie, now,” and I whisked out my cut-throat britva. Georgie said: “Uh?” but he was skorry enough with his nozh, the blade coming sloosh out of the handle, and we were on to each other. Old Dim said: “Oh no, not right that isn’t, and made to uncoil the chain round his tally, but Pete said, putting his rooker firm on old Dim: “Leave them. It’s right like that.” So then Georgie and Your Humble did the old quiet cat-stalk, looking for openings, knowing each other’s style a bit too horrorshow really. Georgie now and then going lurch lurch with his shining nozh but not no wise connecting. And all the time lewdies passed by and viddied all this but minded their own, it being perhaps a common street-sight. But then I counted odin dva tree and went ak ak ak with the britva, though not at litso or glazzies but at Georgie’s nozh-holding rooker and, my little brothers, he dropped. He did. He dropped his nozh with a tinkle tankle on the hard winter sidewalk. I had just ticklewickled his fingers with my britva, and there he was looking at the malenky dribble of krovvy that was redding out in the lamplight. “Now,” I said, and it was me that was starting, because Pete had given old Dim the soviet not to uncoil the oozy from round his tally and Dim had taken it, “now, Dim, let’s thou and me have all this now, shall us?” Dim went, “Aaaaaaarhgh,” like some bolshy bezoomny animal, and snaked out the chain from his waist real horrorshow and skorry, so you had to admire. Now the right style for me here was to keep low like in frog-dancing to protect litso and glazzies, and this I did, brothers, so that poor old Dim was a malenky bit surprised, him being accustomed to the straight face-on lash lash lash. Now I will say that he whished me horrible on the back so that it stung like bezoomny, but that pain told me to dig in skorry once and for all and be done with old Dim. So I swished with the britva at his left noga in its very tight tight and I slashed two inches of cloth and drew a malenky drop of krovvy to make Dim real bezoomny. Then while he went hauwwww hauwww hauwww like a doggie